I Actually Am Self-Aware, I Just Love Doing Things for the Plot crop top

Some people make responsible choices. Some people make memorable choices.

This shirt is for the chaos gremlins, the spontaneous adventurers, the festival wanderers, and the people who know exactly what's happening but do it anyway because the story would be boring otherwise.

Featuring the phrase "I Actually Am Self-Aware, I Just Love Doing Things for the Plot," this tee is perfect for anyone who treats life like an ongoing comedy, trusts the universe a little too much, and somehow always ends up with the wildest stories.

Wear it as a warning, a confession, or a badge of honor.

Perfect For:

Festival lovers
ADHD goblins
Chaos enthusiasts
Spiritual baddies
Travelers and adventurers
People who accidentally become the main character

Features:

Soft unisex fit
High-quality print
Comfortable for everyday wear
Great conversation starter
Perfect gift for your most unhinged friend

• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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