I Don't Chase People I Just Assume They Died Crop Top | Funny Sarcastic Shirt

"I Don't Chase People, I Just Assume They Died" Crop Top

Product Description

💀✨ If they stop texting back, that's between them and the afterlife.

For the independent, boundary-setting, slightly chaotic souls who refuse to beg for attention. This crop top delivers the perfect mix of dark humor, sarcasm, and "I'm not double-texting" energy.

Whether you're at a festival, running errands, or avoiding social interaction altogether, this shirt lets everyone know exactly where you stand.

🌈 Available in Multiple Colors
Choose the color that best matches your personality, your mood, or your level of emotional detachment.

🖤 Features:

• Soft, comfortable cropped fit
• Available in multiple color options
• Lightweight and perfect for everyday wear
• Great for festivals, concerts, vacations, and casual outfits
• Guaranteed to get laughs from the right people

✨ Perfect For:

• Introverts
• Festival lovers
• Sarcastic humans
• Alternative fashion enthusiasts
• People with healthy boundaries
• Anyone tired of chasing people

Because if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

Short Description

A funny and sarcastic crop top for introverts, overthinkers, and anyone who has retired from chasing people.

This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.

• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!