I Wanna Be Held Like a Fart on the First Date Shirt | Funny Dating Shirt

Romance isn't dead.

You just have very specific standards.

"I Wanna Be Held Like a Fart on the First Date."

This hilariously unhinged graphic tee is perfect for people who love weird humor, awkward flirting, chaotic dating stories, and making strangers do a double take.

Whether you're swiping through dating apps, heading to a festival, grabbing drinks with friends, or embracing your feral little heart, this shirt lets everyone know exactly what kind of energy you're bringing.

💨 Funny dating-themed graphic tee
💨 Perfect for festivals, parties, concerts, and everyday wear
💨 Soft, comfortable unisex fit
💨 Great gift for singles, meme lovers, and chaos enthusiasts
💨 Guaranteed conversation starter

For those seeking a relationship built on trust, respect, and not letting one rip too soon.

Why You'll Love It
Ridiculously funny and unexpected
Great icebreaker shirt
Perfect for dating app generation humor
Festival and concert ready
Ideal gift for your funniest friend

Some people want flowers.

Some people want commitment.

You just want to be held like a fart on the first date.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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